Running Time - 90m Colour Certificate - A Budget - £288,500 UK Release - September 1967 Shot - 1 May 1967 - 23 June 1967
Foreign Titles Germany - In the Desert, No Water Flows US - Carry On in the Legion Hungary - Carry On with the Foreign Legion
The Stars Phil Silvers
Captain Le Pice
Lady Jane Ponsonby
Sir Cyril Ponsonby
The Crew Producer
Alan Hume BSc
Bertram Oliphant West (Jim Dale), known to his friends as Bo, is accused of conduct unbecoming on the cricket pitch, so he surrenders his claim to the hand of Lady Jane Ponsonby and does the only gentlemanly thing and joins the Foreign Legion, with his faithful manservant Simpson (Peter Butterworth) in tow.
The first Legion Officer they encounter is Sergeant Knocker (Phil Silvers best known as TVs Sergeant Bilko), a boastful, compulsive liar who wins medals for his self-reported deeds of valour while spending his time in the back room of the Café Zigzig with its alluring proprietress Zigzig (Joan Sims). The camp Commandant (Kenneth Williams) is a grim Teutonic leader who in a rare moment of frivolity says Theres many a good fiddle played on an old dune, which no doubt in part refers to the palm trees swaying over a stretch of sand which looks more like the Sussex Coast than the Sahara Desert. This is well seen in the trek the Legionnaires take across the desert to reach Fort Zuassantneuf, where one by one they succumb to heat, thirst and the mirages. They arrive just in time to defend the fort from the Riffs lead by Sheikh Abdul Abulbul (Bernard Bresslaw) who follows the teaching of the prophet Mustafa Leak. Whenever the prophets name is mentioned the Riffs fall down on their knees and the Legionnaires use this to their advantage when they make their escape, taking with them Lady Jane Ponsonby who had followed Bo to the desert and been well looked after by all the conductors and ticket-collectors along the way.
As is all good adventure yarns, everything turns out for the best with Bo getting his woman, Nocker getting his medals and, in a final scene back on the cricket pitch where the whole film started, Abdul getting his revenge.